World Peace

All the good little boys and good little girls wish for peace in the world. No conflict, no hatred, a world in which guns are thrown away and everybody has good relations. No war. But, what would it take for such a thing to take place? A change in the population in which everybody has no opinion, where everyone is the same? A surplus of resources and good conditions everywhere? An outside threat to everyone that creates unity? What does it take to create world peace?
A change in which everyone becomes the same doesn't seem like the optimal choice in this utopia, and it certainly doesn't seem very realistic. Differing views stem from differing conditions in the environment and possibly genetic make-up, which creates variation among individuals. A surplus of resources and good conditions might work, but it would require a miracle for something like that to happen, and plus this surplus will contribute to the growing global population, and soon there wouldn't be enough to feed everyone again, so conflict over resources would yet continue. An outside threat to everyone could possibly work, foreign terror can be a powerful unifying force, as individuals usually band together in the face of adversity(ex. the September 11th, 2001 terrorist bombings on the Twin Towers), but it could also work in the opposite direction, panic and confusion could drive different groups of people against each other, creating a divisive force in the population.
These are some theoretical situations in which all peoples of the world form friendly bonds with one another and end all wars (or conflicts) in the world. But what would actually work? Can you think of some things?
~C.

Happy that we're not

You know what. There are so many whiner blogs out there that I'm happy that we talk about random metaphorically-enlightening nonsense rather than complain about the mundanity of our lives.

Aren't you?

In other news:

Haiti!

I doubt humanity will get off of its lazy ass to defend Haiti. I feel that recently, we've degenerated into apathetic slugs who solely work in self-interest. So if you feel like proving me wrong, get your friends to help the rescue effort in Haiti...somehow. I wouldn't know, I'm one of the slugs.

Holy crap, I started whining, what to do now....

*snaps fingers*

HEY!

DO YOU WANNA FEEL SO ENERGETIC?!?

whoever can name where that's from gets a free...I dunno.

hi-five of awesomeness.

I changed the muzak.

May the force be with you. BKH

When I was your age...

I hope that I get to grow up to be one of the greatest old men ever. I would pass down wisdom like nobody's business. Only I would be so senile and crazy that all of my teachings would be incoherent. And I would be talking nonsense in three different languages: English, Chinese, and Spanish, with random gibberish sprinkled here and there. Also, whenever I would have the opportunity, I would always talk with my mouth full. Get some disgusting blobs of food everywhere, with some spit. And I would always creep or annoy people younger than me. Like with little children, I would be all nice and keep talking to them about how the world was when I was their age. And I would threaten them to pay my retirement funds. I would keep yelling at teenagers, to "turn down their music", even when they didn't have it on. I would also yell at them about their physical appearances, clothes, and manner of speaking. And for adults would be younger than me, I would always offer them the most useless and disgusting things, like my pre-chewed food or a random stick I found. I would also give them financial advice that makes no sense what-so-ever. And for old people, we would keep shouting at each other, then laugh and go play cyber bingo. I would also make sure to not get sent to some insane asylum, so I could keep going to the supermarket's return or refund lane to talk to random people. Yup, I would be one of the best crazy, senile old men ever. Hopefully.